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Razvozlale smo, kaj se mu v resnici mota po glavi, ko mu iz seksi ust priletijo ti stavki?

ZMENKI

1

Pravi: “Bolj ali manj sem kar samski.”

Misli: “Imam punco, ampak ti si mi res huda.”

2

Pravi: “Kdaj bi se lahko kaj družila?”

Misli: “Bi rekla ne, če te povabim ven?”

3

Pravi: “Ne iščem nove zveze.”

Misli: “Samo dol bi se dal.”

4

Pravi: “Si bova razdelila račun?”

Misli: “Nisem vate.”

5

Pravi: “Imam idejo – kaj če se dobiva kar pred restavracijo?”

Misli: “Če te poberem pred hišo, je preveč obvezujoče.”

6

Pravi: “Moja zelo dobra prijateljica si.”

Misli: “Nikoli ne bi bil s tabo.”

7

Pravi: “Kako dolgo je trajala tvoja zadnja zveza?”

Misli: “Bi se zabavala ali iščeš kaj resnega?”

8

Pravi: “Sem v fazi prebolevanja konca zveze.”

Misli: “Preboleti jo nameravam z veliko novimim bejbami.”

9

Pravi: “Ne grem se igric.”

Misli: “Obvladam igranje igric, ampak nočem, da se jih greš ti.”

10

Pravi: “Te pokličem.”

Misli: “Poklical te bom ali pa tudi ne … v naslednjih treh mesecih.”

11

Pravi: “Moja bivša je nora.”

Misli: “Zelo mi je zamerila, ker sem ji tako lagal.”

12

Pravi: “Nisem ravno tip za razmerje.”

Misli: “Nisi mi tako pomembna, da bi se mi ljubilo vlagati.”

13

Pravi: “Nikamor se nama ne mudi.”

Misli: “Nisi me še prepričala, da si ‘material’ za punco.”

14

Pravi: “Tvoja prijateljica je super!”

Misli: “Če ne bi že bil s tabo, bi poskusil z njo.”

15

Pravi: “Moja mama je na začetku vedno takšna.”

Misli: “ Moja mama ni ravno tvoja oboževalka.”

RAZMERJA

16

Pravi: “Moji so spraševali po tebi.”

Misli: “Zdaj sva uradno par.”

17

Pravi: “Moji prijatelji te obožujejo.”

Misli: “Mislim, da sem se zaljubil.”

18

Pravi: “Videti je, da sta precej dobra prijatelja.”

Misli: “Sta kaj imela?”

19

Pravi: “Žal mi je, da nisem poklical.”

Misli: “Ni mi žal, a ne da se mi ukvarjat s tvojo tečnobo.”

20

Pravi: “Še nikoli v življenju nisem bil z nobeno, kot si ti.”

Misli: “Kako mi je sploh uspelo te dobiti?”

21

Pravi: “Nikoli se ne bom spremenil.”

Misli: “Nimam jajc, da bi te pustil, bom pa poskrbel, da me boš ti.”

22

Pravi: “Videti je, da se veliko ljudi iz tvoje družbe poroča in dobiva otroke.”

Misli: “O, sranje, začela mi boš najedati ...”

NJEGOVI TRIKI

23

Pravi: “Mislil sem, da jo poznam.”

Misli: “Pozanimal sem se o njej.”

24

Pravi: “To so moške zadeve.”

Misli: “Če ti bom povedal, boš mislila, da sem žival.”

25

Pravi: “To je dolga zgodba.”

Misli: “V tej zgodbi nisem ravno blestel.”

26

Pravi: “Res ne vem, zakaj je on puncam tako všeč.”

Misli: “Počutim se negotovega in hočem slišati potrditev.”

27

Pravi: “Na večeru s fanti sem bil zelo priden.”

Misli: “Priden je relativna beseda … ampak nisem te prevaral.”

28

Pravi: “Moj prijatelj je mevža!”

Misli: “Prizadelo me je, ker je izbral bejbo pred mano.”

VIDEZ

29

Pravi: “Videti si zelo seksi.”

Misli: “Bova potem seksala?”

30

Pravi: “Ali ni tole malo preveč drzno za babji večer?”

Misli: “Nočem, da te tipi osvajajo!”

31

Pravi: “Nov imidž imaš.”

Misli: “Videti si čudno.”

32

Pravi: “Sem videti v redu?”

Misli: “Ne bom se preoblečil, v redu bo.”

33

Pravi: “Res so mi všeč ti čevlji.”

Misli: “Bolje, da jih pohvalim, sicer bodo težave.”

RESNE ODLOČITVE

34

Pravi: “Moral bi malo zadihati.”

Misli: “Hočem stran!”

35

Pravi: “Nisem pričakoval, da se boš tako razburila.”

Misli: “Vedel sem, da boš znorela, zato ti pa nisem povedal.”

36

Pravi: “Zakaj si tako čustvena?”

Misli: “Zakaj se obnašaš kot psihopat?”

37

Pravi: “Ja, po moje imaš prav.”

Misli: “Nimaš prav, ampak nočem se prepirati.”

38

Pravi: “Se ti zdi da se obnašaš nerazumno?”

Misli: “Prestopila si mejo, draga.”

39

Pravi: “Saj to ni nič takega.”

Misli: “Je ‘kaj takega’, a upam, da te uspem prepričati, da ni.”

40

Pravi: “To sploh ni tisto, kar sem mislil.”

Misli: “Natanko to sem mislil, ampak zdaj, ko si besna, si želim, da bi bil tiho.”

41

Pravi: “Kako si otročja.”

Misli: “Sploh te ne razumem.”

42

Pravi: “V redu je.”

Misli: “Ni v redu, a ne da se mi prerekati.”

43

Pravi: “Se lahko pogovoriva pozneje?”

Misli: “Nikoli več se nočem pogovarjati o tem.”

SEKS

44

Pravi (v postelji): “Ljubim te.”

Misli: “Obožujem najin seks.”

45

Pravi: “Nočem še končati tega večera. Greva še kam?”

Misli: “Skrajšajva to zgodbo: boš seksala z mano?”

46

Pravi: “S koliko tipi si že bila?”

Misli: “Povej mi, da sem najboljši od vseh.”

47

Pravi: “Ne masturbiram ravno tako pogosto.”

Misli: “Masturbiram pogosteje, kot si ti umiješ roke.”

48

Pravi: “Želim te gledati, ko se dotikaš.”

Misli: “Nekako moram ugotoviti, kaj ti najbolj ugaja.”

49

Pravi: “Tokrat je bilo drugače, kje si se naučila tega?”

Misli: “Si bila s kom drugim?”

50

Pravi: “Ti je prišlo?”

Misli: “Upam, da ti je prišlo, ker meni je in zdaj bi rad samo zaspal.”

KO MISLI RES DOBESEDNO

Kadar slišiš naslednje izjave, ni nobenih skritih pomenov. Verjemi mu na besedo!

  • “Želim si, da tvoja pravkar zapuščena prijateljica ne bi bila pri nama že tretji vikend zapored!”
  • “Ne razumem te ‘seks v mestu’ scene.”
  • “Kaj ne vidiš, da te hoče tvoj prijatelj spraviti v posteljo?”
  • “Ljubica, res mislim, da to lahko počaka do konca tekme.”
  • “Če me družba ne bi prisilila nositi hlače, jih ne bi.”
  • “Odrezal bi si konico levega mezinca, da bi enkrat seksal z Megan Fox.”
  • “Mislim, da bi bila v tisti rdeči minici videti hudooo.”

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